Food Of The Gods....

BACON

ba·con Function: noun Bacon is any of certain cuts of meat taken from the sides, back or belly of a pig, cured and possibly smoked. The defining element is the cut, so "turkey bacon" and "beef bacon" and other non-pork substitutes exist for specialist markets. Bacon is generally considered a breakfast dish, cut into thin slices before being fried or grilled. It is also a commonly used ingredient in other cooking, valued both as a source of fat and for its flavour.

Firstly lets get a few things straight here...Turkey bacon and beef bacon are NOT bacon! Bacon comes from pigs..pure and simple. Bacon from any other animal is a poor substitute and will not be talked about here. Also the idea that bacon is a breakfast food is just ridiculous! Bacon is one of the foods of the gods and should be worshipped at any time of the day or night.

I love bacon just in case you hadn't realised. Bacon sandwiches, bacon and eggs, bacon in fried rice, bacon on wedges with sour cream and cheese, bacon on burgers...you name it..if it contains bacon I'll probably eat it. That is with the exception of this...

This is just so wrong on so many levels. Bacon is not an ice cream flavor! Bacon should not be eaten cold (thats ham!) and bacon definetly should not be served in a cone! Bacon needs to come sizzling on a plate either by itself or with some other bacon approved foods.

Bacon should not be cooked so crisp that it shatters upon bitting it...and it should never be rindless!


The following items are all bacon approved and currently being added to my wish list of stupid items that make me giggle...


BACON TAPE

BACON BANDAGES

BACON AIR FRESHNER

BACON GIFT WRAP (HOW ALL GOOD PRESENTS COME WRAPPED)

Now if only there was some of this god like food in my house.....sigh!